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born on a different cloud

I hope I get Liam’s tambourine on Sunday cause I saw lord dont slow me down and he threw it.
Ive been eating thismarks and spencer puff biscuit thing my brother got for me and its fucking nice siah omg i cant stop eating.
I know how to sew! Time to buy some cheap cheap materials and let the sewing machine do some magick.
I did this FB quiz thing and apparently Im naomi TEEEHEEEEHEEEE HOW SWELL And its not swell because shes gay but shes awesome~
And another ghost quiz and I ended up being some polok/polol thing and my brother got the penaggalan ghost and his best friend got HANTU TETEK which btw made me laugh like mad cow.

ok bye

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Was browsing thru ONTD and chanced upon this which made me LMAOLOLROFL fer shiz.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/33146775.html

In a nutshell, Pete Doherty of  Babyshambles, the band we all love to love, almost quit Babyshambles bacause of a wedgie.

Cue HAHAHAHAHAHA are you kidding me? Im sorry Pete, its just too funny but I still love you!!!

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why does steam come out of my vagina?

True story, some girl posted on yahoo!Answers that question. Quite frankly, its pretty weird of her to ask the whole wide frickin world when you can save yourself from the humiliation and the risk of people making fun of you.

But the answers were bloody funny and I just cant help but LMAOLOLROFL. Really.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308204705AAwAMF1

Best answers IMO:

- Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs.
Bon Apetite!

- It’s steam because you’re a locomotive.

HA HA HA too funny siah, LOCOMOTIVE!!!!

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2+2=5

Lily Allen’s album isnt that bad but I still think All right, still was better. In this one, the only ones that I kind of like listening to over and over again are The Fear, and Fuck You. Fuck You, is kind of genius. And I liked how Lily Allen always make horrible things sound better. LDN, Alfie, Everything’s just wonderful and now Fuck you.. brilliant!

Bill:”You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”

From the movie Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. How I spent my first holiday morning. Oh how I love brainless 80’s comedies. Oosha.

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I actually wanted to blog this yesterday but I forgot but…..

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Well, hello Morticia Adams~

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Sex on fire wohoh

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Timebomb – Beck

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Fell in love with a girl – The White Stripes

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
You only live once – The Strokes

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
I wanna be like you – The Jonas Brothers (HAHAHAHA so kentz)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
After Hours – We are scientists

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Take what you want – Maroon 5

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Ticket to ride – The Beatles

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
This Love – Maroon 5

WHAT IS 2+2?
Wait – The Kills

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Christmas is going to the dogs – Eels

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Speed of sound – Coldplay

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Everything I cant have – Robin Thicke

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Turn up the Sun – Oasis

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stupid for you – Marie Digby (Umm, no.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
A little less conversation – Elvis Presley (HA-HA-HA!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Don’t go to strangers – Amy Winehouse

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Toothpaste Kisses – The Maccabees

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Vermont Avenue – Ferraby Lionheart

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Hands – The Raconteurs

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Big Girl – Mika ( hahahahahahha ya being faaaaaaaat)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Check on it – Beyonce (fuck no!)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger – Daft Punk (shuttup ah)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Anyone else but you – The Moldy Peaches

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Sunday Morning Questlove remix – Maroon 5 DUUUUUH

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Just Friends – Amy Winehouse (LMAO)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Is this it – The Strokes

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Im not gonna write you a love song – Sara Bareillies

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Im not sorry – The Pigeon Detectives (no comment, but this song IS FUCKING ACE)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Rape Me – Nirvana (ace song, but no.frickin.way.)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon

HAHAHA I love my itunes. Anyway I tag Izyana, Seri, Fina, whoever who got nice songs okay.

Anyway, I was reading my brother’s magazine and there was this article about converse’ Chuck Taylors. AND you know they had this whole marketing thing and Pharell, Santogold and Julian Casablancas did this song called My Drive Thru (which btw is a good song, so catchy). Anyway, FUCKING HELL THE MAGAZINE PEOPLE WROTE JULIAN’S name AS JUSTIN.

JUSTIN!!!!!

Howwwwwwwwwwwww dim can you get? just go Wiki or google can find his name right.

I want the pink floyd chucks.

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Project Jenny, Project Jan

ohmygod nick and norah’s I -P’s soundtrack ROCKS I CAN EFFING KILL MYSELF!

with all that positivity aside, i have a labtest which Im not ready for cause i have no idea where to put the files.  shit.

and i cant be bothered to capitalize my ‘i’s cause im too lazy but who cares anyway.

-Oh and I got this off facebook haha

“Anwar: Now what? Angie: Just walk on! Anwar: I’m trying to, but they just look so disappointed that I’m not a terrorist. Tony: Well, you’re a very dull Muslim, Anwar.”

LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!

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